Rules

This is NOT a blog. This is a professional political organization so there are a few rules.

I take full and personal responsibility for everything that appears here, including my typos and misspellings. I’m a grown-up. Grown-ups do that. So, I will not let you say anything I am not willing to take legal responsibility for. If you want to say libelous things without accountability, go put a sheet over your head. You can comment tacky things about me here because Lord knows I am a tacky woman, but you better be honest about which tacky things you say.

No one is allowed to comment as “Anonymous” because it’s very confusing when I try to figure out who to call an idiot. It does not take a triple digit IQ to come up with a handle. Hell, truckers can come up with a handle. Don’t make me come over there and slap ya.

You cannot cuss outside of damn and hell and maybe – just once or twice – you can say sumbitch, but only when the content absolutely warrants or Ted Cruz is mentioned.  Momma comes to this website.  Momma is  87 years old but she will get on an airplane and come wash your mouth out with soap.  You think I’m joking?  I’m not.

Now to the fun stuff.  If I know you, you can comment without me reading it first.  If I don’t know you, you can’t. I have to approve it and I’m a busy woman. Being the Texas Chainsaw Manicurist takes time out of my day, so you might have to wait to get your comment approved. That’s what you get for not knowing me. It’s a tough price to pay.

This is not a democracy – it’s a beauty salon and I say what gets posted.

The last time I was in a good mood was 1954.   Just letting you know in case you want to complain.

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69 Comments to “Rules”


  1. Ron Nelson says:

    Hey Jaunita, the following is an original song, a parody on Mitt Romney that is sung to the tune of ‘7 and a half cents’
    from the Broadway musical/movie, ‘Pajama Game’ starring Doris Day. For those to young to remember it you can find it on Y-Tube. Would love for someone to pick it up and put it on y-Tube. I think it would go viral.
    Not expecting any money here, just want to trash out the Romney Campaign. Ron Nelson 214 942 4555

    Forty Seven Per Cent
    (Sung to the tune of ‘Seven and a Half Cents’ from ‘Pajama Game’)
    by Ron Nelson

    I figured it out,, I figured it out,, with my pencil and my pad I figured it out.

    Forty seven per cent isn’t such a heck of a lot,
    Forty seven per cent doesn’t mean a thing,
    But fifty grand per dinner,, now that is really hot!!
    And that’s enough to keep me living like a king.

    Forty million poor folk, isn’t such a heck of a lot,
    They don’t even bother me, they don’t mean a thing.
    But lots and lots of millionaires, money in my campaign!!
    Well, that’s enough to keep me living like a king.

    I figured it out,, I figured it out,, with my pencil and my pad I figured it out.

    Fourteen per cent, isn’t such a heck of a tax,
    Fourteen per cent, doesn’t mean a thing,
    But twenty million every year and every year and every year,,
    That’s enough to keep me living like a king.

    Lots of secrete bank accounts doesn’t mean a heck of a lot,
    Cayman Islands, Switzerland, tax-shelters are my thing,
    Quarter billion net worth,, now, that is really hot!!,,
    And that’s enough to keep me living like a king.

    I figured it out,, I figured it out,, with my pencil and my pad I figured it out.

    Six houses that I own isn’t such a heck of a lot,
    Elevator for my cars doesn’t mean a thing.
    Servants, horses for my wife, and I will kid you not!!
    That’s enough to keep me living like a king.

    Bain Capitol was my thing,, bankrupting companies.
    Making millions every time, doesn’t mean a thing.
    Lots of people out of work, lots of jobs sent overseas
    Was enough to keep me,, living like a king.

    I figured it out,, I figured it out,, with my pencil and my pad I figured it out.

    Forty seven per cent isn’t such a heck of a lot,
    Forty seven per cent doesn’t mean a thing.
    But fifty grand per dinner,, now that is really hot!!
    And that’s enough to keep me living like a king.

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  2. Charlie Ammen says:

    Juanita, A dear friend in Andrews, TX directed me to your site, and I love it. I was going crazy reading comments on CNN articles. I was born in New Orleans, but lived most of my life here in Colorado where we have just as many wackos as you have. I am in Colorado Springs home of Focus On The Family. They’re so prominent here, they have their own highway exit sign. Love the site. Keep up the good work.

    Charlie

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  3. Carol Anne says:

    How do I subscribe to your awesomeness? I have to rely on others to tell me what you’ve said each day!

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  4. Juanito, 1st visit to your site. Was recomended by a commentator on the Huff Post. You’re a breath of fresh air. Didn’t realize there was anyone with a sense of humor in Texas. Understand many in the Lone Star state want to secede from the Union. If it happens, I have a spare bedroom up here in Wisconsin.(That’s not a proposition)

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  5. Jonathon Hubbert says:

    Being an SMU grad from ‘some other place than Texas’ – Kentucky, don’t laugh, I’m interested in some of what goes on in Texas. Having been exposed to Molly I. – I am also excited to hear of one who is almost … as inciteful, funny, biting, acerbic, acidic and politically adroit as I remember her to have been.
    She and I shared a particularly personal disdain for shrub.
    Rules are fine; they elevate culture to civilization.

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  6. May Phifer says:

    As to New Year’s Resolutions, the one I should plan on fulfilling if NOT following so closely political blogs. But I know that as of about 7 am PST, I will be back checking on all the political blogs I follow. As one of the barely making it elderly, I know I “should” be actually “doing something”, but the siren call of the blogs keeps over-riding that “should be doing something constructive”. Thanks, Juanita, or should I call you Your Awesome-ness”.

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  7. Kara Lawrence says:

    Oh, Juanita, how I wish I had known of you when I lived in Houston!! You have single-handedly raised my opinion of the state.

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  8. Tomorrow the House Commerce and Economic Development Committee will hold a hearing on House Bill 2023, which would restrict the constitutional right of teachers and public employees to engage in political speech. This bill does many things, but what you should know right now is that it prohibits professional associations from advocating for or against public questions. This means that if the Legislature pushes through a constitutional amendment to sidestep the recent court order to fund Kansas schools, it would appear on the April ballot and Kansas teachers would be silenced from campaigning against it. There are no such restrictions on business advocacy organizations, such as the Kansas Chamber of Commerce. I hope you will share this information. You can read the full bill here: http://bit.ly/VXRbWN.

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  9. I quit going to Texas in 1980 when it became apparent to me that it could be permanently fatal for someone with my political sensitivities to get uppity. I am a card carrying white boy and hard-wired Hagel Republican.

    One of the things I have noticed about Texas elections is that conservatives win the majority vote with consistently less than 50% of the electorate voting. If ever there was an example of a successful campaign of voter suppression, it seems to be Texas.

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  10. Marge Wood says:

    Carole, honey, I believe you but you know what? Lots of teachers and public employees already believe it’s illegal for them to make political noises. It’s a total shame. I betcha a nickel that this bill was fully funded by the Koch Brothers and is an ALEC bill.

    And Tom Wilson, you jist come on to Austin; we take all types here. Thank goodness.

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  11. Found my wayward way here thru the DU site…you’re as fun as Molly Ivins. I’m in Georgia where our crackers jus luuved ya’ll’s Rick Perry. I AINT one of them. Glad to meetcha and hope you invite me back sometime. I sure had fun!

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  12. I just found you and I feel I’d like to invite you over for some cheap wine and munchies on my back deck. Any time I plan a girl’s weekend you are most sincerely invited to attend. Just bring chocolate or booze. That’s the price of admission… except for the pair of Italian sisters I know… they bring their mama’s pasta and biscotti. ;)

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  13. Patti Mulkey says:

    My first visit to your site and I hurt myself laughing. My mind was saying “There you are, there is the Texas I know and love. You didn’t thin out with the lose of Molly Ivans, Ann Richards, et al.” As a transplanted Texan in the foreign state of Colorado, I need a dose of Texas frequently to survive the challenging stupidity that is Colorado politics.

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  14. I like this site. It has bright colors, and nice clear type.
    Like the “Beauty School” facade at the top of the column very much.

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  15. Thank goodness for your insight. You put a smile on my face every day.

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  16. Donna Wade says:

    I’m a monthly columnist for the Lesbian News and found you while doing a little research on Molly Ivins for my January column. After rereading scores of her columns, I realized how very much I miss her, because I so looked forward to her columns. She was who I aspire to be. So it seems fitting that I should find your site during my review of her work.

    I look forward to receiving your emails. I spent a lot of my formative years in Georgia, so am well aware of southern cultural idiosyncracies. So, this could be fun!

    Donna J. Wade

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  17. Len Jackson says:

    Thank the good Lord that you and your website exist. Where would I be if only the Ft. Worth Startlegram, Denton Wretched Comical, or Dallas Morning Snooze were all I had to read while seeking the latest political info. Molly is smiling knowing that you are carrying the torch she used to shed light on the darkest arenas Keep up the good work.

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  18. Well… Someone should start it… Ted Cruz hahaha

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