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West Texas Answers East Texas and Louie Gohmert with Charles Perry

October 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Charles Perry got himself elected to the Texas Senate in a special election last month and gave his first speech.

A recently elected West Texas state senator on Tuesday compared what he called a “spiritual battle” against religion in the United States to the Holocaust.

Apparently, Charles does not know the meaning of the word hyperbole, and a whole lot of other words, either.

He’s obviously going to start off slow-witted and then taper off.

imagesHe carefully describes the execution of 10,000 Jews and then says, “Is it not the same than when our government continues to perpetuate laws that lead citizens away from God?”

Well, no.  Not exactly.

He’s going to Austin to fight a “spiritual battle.”  Good luck, dude.  You’re gonna find Republicans hogs wallowing in dirty money and it’s gonna take a 20 buggy prayer meeting to set them straight.  Oh wait, you didn’t mean dirty Republicans?  My bad.

Thanks to David for the heads up.

Fun With Guns: Lessons Edition

October 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

A 42 year old guy in Ohio decides it is time to teach his 14 year old daughter how to shoot.  Why he waited so long, I dunno.  Hell, she’s practically marrying age.

209001_01_lgSo they go outside on the back deck of their home at the 9200 block of Dog Leg Road.  I am assuming they live in the country.  The father proceeds to teach her how to use a 9mm handgun.

The father forgot one lesson.  The police reported —

He said the girl fired the gun once without any problem, but the second time her finger was on the trigger it unexpectedly discharged a round.

Jackson said it takes a lot less pressure on the trigger the second time you fire this type of 9mm gun.

And now she knows that while at the hospital having shot both herself and her father in the leg.

The How To Use A Chainsaw lesson has been postponed.

Thanks to Carl for the heads up.

Tom DeLay Got Off

October 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

The dissenting opinion says  …

delaycigar“You can always tell when an opinion is written with the outcome decided before any legal analysis is done because it reads like a medical report written by a doctor who has never conducted a physical examination of the patient. This is precisely how the court of appeals’ opinion in this case comes across.”

All of us are disappointed but not surprised.  As long as one party controls the courts, nothing is against the law for their politicians.

He was convicted by a jury of his peers and all of his friends went to prison, but Tom DeLay walks.

He’s still a pathetic little man with a very cocky attitude.

Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.

 

Well, It Would Help If He’d Stop Being So … I Dunno, Socialist With a Target On His Back

October 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Politico Magazine has done crossed the great divide between us and the people who are a’waitin’ for the Jesus Train so they can watch you burn in hell for electing that Obama guy.

Politico figures that the only thing that will reform the Secret Service is for President Obama to get shot.  And killed.

Oh hell, there’s no figuring to it.  They shout that damn stuff.

Agents tell me it’s a miracle an assassination has not already occurred. Sadly, given Obama’s colossal lack of management judgment, that calamity may be the only catalyst that will reform the Secret Service.

So, if President Obama gets shot, it’s his fault?  Well hell, that ought to extinguish the flame on John Kennedy’s grave.  And Lincoln should have known better than that Emancipating crap.

The article was written by the same guy who wrote that so-called Secret Service gossip book about the presidents – where all Republican presidents are the nicest people ever and never do anything wrong and all Democratic presidents are first cousins to Satan.  It’s called “First Family Detail” and it’s silly, silly, silly.

 

Remember This Republican?

October 01, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Y’all, remember toe-tapping, Minneapolis airport restroom, Super DeLux Brand Christian Larry Craig?

Larry_CraigA federal judge Tuesday ordered former senator Larry “Wide Stance” Craig (R-Idaho) to pay the U.S. Treasury $242,000 for improperly using campaign funds to pay for his legal defense after a 2007 sex-sting arrest in a Minneapolis airport bathroom.

No problem though, Craig has money.  Craig works as a … ready? … lobbyist in the energy field now.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.

What The Hell Is Wrong With This Guy

September 30, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

So Rick Perry went on teevee this morning and bragged about “his” house, which is also known as the Governor’s Mansion.

. “Let me tell you – Texas governor’s [security] detail, do not try to run through the governor’s mansion.”

No, no, no.  You do not have great security.

Dude, somebody burned it to the ground while you were in it.

And you never caught that person.

Dude, it took the entire British Empire to burn the White House.  Your house?  Some drunk guy with a book of matches.  Poof!  Burned to the damn ground.

Remember?

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So, Mr. Arrogance rides again, huh?

Thanks to Paul for the heads up.