Thank You, Sister Karma

July 24, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Florida has a 48 year old guy named Joseph Carl who drinks a tad too much.  He rear ended a woman at a stoplight, got out of his truck, and banged loudly on her driver’s side window.  She, naturally, was frightened and drove off.

Only problem was, Ole Joe didn’t put his car in park before he jumped out to holler at a woman who had the audacity to stop at a stop light when he had places to go and things to see.

He got run over by his own car.

The truck rolled into Carl. A police report says he was taken to the hospital where he was treated for fractures in his hand and foot.

He’s charged with DUI and DUI property damage. It isn’t known whether he’s obtained a lawyer.

Nor is it known if he’s sobered up to know he’s an idiot.

Thanks to sober Carl for the heads up.

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15 Comments to “Thank You, Sister Karma”

  1. fla? sounds more like austin, tx…

  2. At least he didn’t have a gun.

    (Or he was so drunk he forgot he had one.)

  3. I would pay good money to see a video of that.

  4. Marge Wood says:

    I understand how his foot got run over, but his HAND? Never mind. I got places to go and stuff to do.

  5. Wasted opportunity. What a great time to ‘stand your ground’ and pump 30 rounds, or how ever many rounds your 2nd amendment right holds into a fool who is crying out to become compost. Is Joseph from Texas? Just wonderin’.

  6. I may have posted this before, but it’s apt again. Audio report by an eyewitness of an accident caused by an obnoxious guy, and how the carful of old ladies whom he hit react. 3’26” long. Heard it numerous times and it still cracks me up.

  7. Rolled over his foot, did she? Well, in future we will all know him by his limping.

  8. Oh, Rhea! That was wonderful! I couldn’t stop laughing, and I really needed some humor this morning. Thank you, thank you!

  9. Chainsaw says:

    It’s Florida. His truck was scared of the guy (and rightly so, he’s banging on some other car like to break it, and for nothing), and tried to stand its ground. I’m sure it was afraid he’d smash it into a bridge abutment or something.

  10. Rhea, that was lovely. Some REAL Texas justice.

  11. Lorraine in Spring says:

    @Rhea I so love that recording. Fake or not, that guy’s blow by blow is hysterical and his laugh is contagious.

    Thanks for today’s belly laugh.

  12. Thanks, Rhea…….toooooooooooo funny!

  13. e platypus onion says:

    Ms Juanita Jean,when Rivals College Football Message Boards start showing the same stories you do,you have made the big time.

  14. Sweet! Occasionally there is justice in this world.

  15. e platypus onion says:

    The guy he hadn’t been drinking,until cops showed him an open can and several empties in his truck. Then he said he was only drinking while driving home. Plus he blew a .22 BAC at the hospital,3X the legal limit.