Florida has a 48 year old guy named Joseph Carl who drinks a tad too much. He rear ended a woman at a stoplight, got out of his truck, and banged loudly on her driver’s side window. She, naturally, was frightened and drove off.
Only problem was, Ole Joe didn’t put his car in park before he jumped out to holler at a woman who had the audacity to stop at a stop light when he had places to go and things to see.
He got run over by his own car.
The truck rolled into Carl. A police report says he was taken to the hospital where he was treated for fractures in his hand and foot.
He’s charged with DUI and DUI property damage. It isn’t known whether he’s obtained a lawyer.
Nor is it known if he’s sobered up to know he’s an idiot.
Thanks to sober Carl for the heads up.