You’ll be happy to know that on the GOP side for Lt. Guv., Crazy Dan Patrick is beating incumbent David Dewhurst in early voting with 63% of the vote. Thats a whooping’. That mean that our Leticia Van De Putte will get to run against a guy who is radical far right. Look, I don’t mind that Dan Patrick got mental health help 30 years ago. What I mind is that he ain’t getting it now.
And on the Democratic side, David Alameel is whippin’ Kesha Rogers. That’s a good thing.
More updates to come…
Texas Tribune calls the Democratic Senate race for Davis Alameel.
AP has declared Dan Patrick the winner. Thank you Radical Republicans for handing this to us.