Congressvarmint Patrick J. Tiberi (R-Ohio), a close friend of John Boehner, lamented the plight that Boehner faces trying to unite the GOP.
Anyway, not truly understanding the irony of all this, Tiberi defends Boehner by saying —
“Right now, Jesus himself couldn’t be the speaker and get 218 Republicans behind something, so I think Speaker Boehner is trying his best to come up with a plan that can get close to that.”
No, I think the words you’re looking for are “especially Jesus.” They’d throw that loving peace-freak selfless socialist sumbitch in the dungeon.
Thanks to Aggieland Liz for the heads up.