Let’s Check My Math

December 27, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Okay, there’s a list of the 29 Stupidest Things That Happened in 2013.

By my math, 6 of them were Texans.  That kinda gives us the lead in the Holy Cow That’s Dumb state olympics.

Louie even got his own division:

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The only amazing thing was that Randy Neugebauer, Joe Barton and Blake Farenthold did NOT make the list.  But I’ve heard that they’re all working on next year.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up.


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14 Comments to “Let’s Check My Math”

  1. Angelo Frank says:

    The usual suspects from Texas. Might have know it was an easy contest.

  2. Marge Wood says:

    Embarrassing is what it is.

  3. When it comes to stoopid and our sisters and brothers across the aisle, 29 aint enough. This list needs to expand to at least 500.

  4. But Barton DID make that list … at # 25:
    “A Republican in charge of climate change policy cited the Bible in debate.

    In an argument against anthropogenic climate change, Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas), a former chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, turned to the Bible for an example of climate change that couldn’t have been man-made.

    “If you believe in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change. That certainly wasn’t because man had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy,” he said.”

  5. Juanita Jean says:

    bj – you are right! I missed that one.

  6. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Without a doubt, the Gohmert Award must go to Louis Gohmert despite there being so many worthy contenders. Of all the Scripture Screwballs, he tops the list for references by comedians. That is not a good thing, Louis. They are making fun of you; laughing at you, not with you. Citing the “wisdom of Solomon,” becomes a little tricky for you Louis. In fact, you stepped in a pile of your own gohmert with that item. How do you explain away your heroes Bible reported 700 wives and 300 concubines?

  7. They didn’t feel the need to quote Louie’s aspersions on his asparagus?

  8. e platypus onion says:

    Palin is the new Duck DieNasty legal adviser and ducky jammies boy,Farenthold, is the new Ned Beatty for the hillbilly clan.

  9. Lorraine in Spring says:

    That picture of Blake Farenthold in his duckie pajamas is worth at least a dishonorable mention, amirite?

  10. Polite Kool Marxist says:


    Louie took several incoming gohmerts from the late night comedians on behalf of his asparagus. To accumulate all the comedy hits on his gohmertly expressions would require weeks of research. Louie is the poster child for all that is wrong with the gohmert redistricting gohmert. He has reached mascot status at Comedy Central. The new gohmert math is gohmert equals goofy times 1000 and still counting by magnitudes of gohmertz.

  11. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    A treasure trove of gohmertisms courtesy of Crooks & Liars. http://crooksandliars.com/solr/Louie%20Gohmert

    Results 1 – 10 of 120 for Louie Gohmert

    Louie has been a busy little gohmert dropping gohmerts each and every time he opens his mouth.

    Pretty gohmerty, when Grampy McGrumpy comments that Louie “has no intelligence.” Grampy was kind and used “someone” instead of stating the gohmert headed little gohmerts name more directly.

  12. Polite Kool Marxist: thank you for the phrase
    “…stepped in a pile of your own gohmert.”
    It shall henceforth be used to describe what comes out of the repug orifices.

  13. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    maryelle, gohmert(s) are like the eights parts of speech. Especially the interjection, Holy gohmerts, which is good for keeping my promise to Miss Juanita Jean of no cussing.

    “…stepped in a pile of your own gohmert” is appropriate for any of those states who have Tea Baggers gohmerting their political landscape.

    Loopy Louie may not be the craziest, but he commits sufficient gohmerisms to encompass all their insane rants.

  14. How about if we define the unit “gohmert” as an element of stupidity, as in, “Sarah Palin’s book deserves 42 gohmerts, but Michelle Bachmann’s latest remark gets her up to 50 gohmerts in just a couple of paragraphs.”


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