Yo, Cathey, You Up Yet?

August 29, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I know it’s fairly early in the morning, but I think I’ve told you before that Catherine Engelbrecht, President of True The Vote, lives in my little hometown of Richmond.  She even lives in the same County Commissioner Precinct that I do, although she voted for the candidate who openly, freely and proudly committed voter fraud.  I voted for the other guy because I take voter fraud seriously and not a just a way to make a living for myself.

And that is the main difference between Cathey and me:  I don’t accessorize with dangling hypocrisy.  Well, that and I don’t generally pose for pictures trying to look like God is shining light on my face.

Well, Cathey and her True the Vote is back in the news.  Oops, signature fraud in Ohio.

A Tea Party group in Ohio known for lambasting supposed voter fraud in the state is coming under fire for allegedly forging signatures itself.

True the Vote tried to place members posing as poll observers in polling places in African-American communities but falsified signatures in its bid to do so, Ohio-based political blog Plunderbund reported Monday.

The Franklin County Board of Elections determined Monday the group had likely forged the forms, which used candidate signatures copied from another set of paperwork that had been filed in early October, Plunderbund wrote in a follow-up story.

And add to that a statement from a guy who obviously hasn’t dealt with True the Vote before —

Election board member Zachary Manifold told Plunderbund he was “amazed that a group that goes to such extreme lengths to claim voting fraud in Ohio would knowingly forge or misuse signatures to try to gain access to Franklin County polling locations.”

You’ll be charmed to know that True the Vote is whining about the IRS questioning them.  First they call themselves non-partisan and next they claim they are being targeted because they are a conservative organization.  Cathey, Honey, don’t eat the cake and expect to have it tomorrow.

You can kiss my big blue butt, woman.  You are a huckster and a snake oil salesman.  You don’t care about voter fraud.  Your mission is voter suppression.  At least be honest about it.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.

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19 Comments to “Yo, Cathey, You Up Yet?”

  1. You go, Juanita!!!

  2. OK, that picture got me! Honestly, does she expect us NOT to think that this was the only way to hide her age lines? As in all us Repubs are pure and forever young? Riiiiiiiiiight!!

  3. Elizabeth says:

    I’ve never seen such a mean-looking woman in my life.

  4. donquijoterocket says:

    I look at such things and am mildly thankful that at least she has not yet subscribed to the Tammy Faye Bakker mason’s trowel school of cosmetology. I’m of the notion this falls into the leopard/spots category, and the hoist on your own petard thing.They’ve got officials looking for fraud which they are,by their nature, bound to commit then their nature also obliges them to snivel about being caught. Republican/Orwellian logic(?) it would require M.C. Escher to illustrate it.

  5. Is that her Joan of Arc pose?

  6. @donquijoterocket:
    “Republican/Orwellian logic(?) it would require M.C. Escher to illustrate it.”

    Brilliant! Thank you.

  7. This “lady” has perfected the art of eating the cake and expecting to have it tomorrow.

    It’s just no longer in the form of cake. But still quite usable to someone like her.

  8. donquijoterocket: “…the Tammy Faye Bakker mason’s trowel school of cosmetology…” has to be one of the best description of laying it on too thick I’ve ever heard. Kudos.
    Engelbrecht is perfecting the whited sepulcher look.

  9. Lorraine in Spring says:

    Thanks, JJ. I didn’t need any sugar in my coffee after I read this sweet story.

    Mmmmmm…. delicious.

  10. UmptyDump says:

    Photo caption: “Do I smell vote fraud in the air! Do you smell it too? … Oh … Never mind … I just farted …”

  11. Aggieland liz says:

    She looks like Pius XII fer pete’s sake. Mercy!

  12. Marge Wood says:

    Somebody gave True the Vote a bubble-free level.

  13. Dave in Austin says:

    That’s the Ayn Randian “I got Mine” look…….

  14. Ooohh, Dave in Austin, you nailed it! Having had to use makeup to look presentable all my adult life, I know this poor lady had to practice a lot. However, I seriously doubt she finished “The Shrugged” or she would know that poor Dagny ran her railroad into the ground & had to fly into some unknown canyon just to survive regulatory reform.

    I mean no offense to y’all & to TX Sen. Wendy, but does anyone else see the resemblance?

  15. IOKIYAR.

  16. Charles Phillips says:

    I know what we can do… we can gather in front of her house and moon her as she sits down to dinner!

    Anybody got any blue spray paint? I’m out.

  17. I LOVED ” I don’t accessorize with dangling hypocrisy.” Laughed out loud!

  18. mike from iowa says:

    True The Vote-the nations leading voter’s rights and election integrity organization. Are all rwnj dyslexic?

  19. mike from iowa says:

    Engelbrecht is the name of the family dumbass dubya bought the western whitehouse from,near Crawfish,Texas. Wonder if this un and that un are ree-lated?