Archive for April, 2013

The Daily Louie

April 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Somebody rattled Louie’s cage this morning.

You know all those Muslim Brotherhood people who have taken over President Obama’s mind?  Well, damn, now they have Eric Holder. It appears that they only eat black people.

Think about it, when your attorney general spent more of his legal career helping terrorists than defending the country, then you know we all have certain biases and lean certain ways.

Well, of course.  I mean he has all the signs of being in the Muslim Brotherhood.  He’s black and he’s …. uh, black.  Yep, he’s still black and he’s ….

And next they’re going to take over the Department of Transportation because the President has nominated Anthony Foxx, a black man.

Louie said all this on the Glenn Beck show.  And I do mean show!  Honey, that combination resulted in an IQ so low that there was a Chinese golf course two miles down.

Thanks to Fran for the heads up.

Yeah, Because You Can Always Trust Republicans With Guns

April 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

What could possibly go wrong?

Sen. Glenn Hegar said it is unfair for students with concealed handgun licenses to be prohibited from keeping a firearm in their cars while they go into class.

That’s why Hegar, R-Katy, proposed SB 1907, which passed out of the Senate on Tuesday and into the House for further debate. But there’s a caveat: Campus carry cannot be attached as an amendment.

Sen. Wendy Davis, D-Fort Worth, asked Hegar for his assurance that an amendment to allow students to bring firearms into college buildings would not be smuggled into the final bill.

First off, I would not trust Glen Hegat as far as I can throw him.  Hegar is so crooked that he has to screw on his socks in the morning.  I can almost promise you that once this gets to the floor, Hegar’s recall will need an overhaul and he’ll work himself into a verbal lather and holler that it’s unfair, unfair I tell you, that students have to keep their guns in their cars where people can steal them.  What English 305 really needs is a couple of hidden handguns to keep the nerds from breaking the voting curve.

You can dance this all over the floor but it’s still a bad idea.

You’ll notice that Hegar cannot give one example where a gun in a school  parking lot has done something good.  I can promise you that all you’re doing is arming drug dealers in parking lots.

Texas has 99 problems but getting more guns in the hands of kids ain’t one of them.

Thanks to Raphael for the heads up.

Cheers!

April 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Happy 80th birthday to
Willie Nelson.

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Love is real indeed.

And I want you to note that Barack Obama has to wear an ID pass but Willie Nelson doesn’t.

And The Crazier He Gets …

April 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Republicans created Ted Cruz, knew he was a snake, and are now acting all shocked that he’s biting them with venom strong enough to jump start a nuclear submarine.

Take Romney hack Jennifer Rubin in the Washington Post today.  She calls him a jerk for his narcissistic attack on his fellow Republicans, recounting how he baffled them all with one simple word:  squishes.

Ted Cruz is the only person I know who can strut sitting down.

Rubin says Cruz shows a lack of maturity and sophistication.   No shoot, Sherlock.  And those are his good qualities.

She continues —

For starters, it’s just not smart to annoy colleagues whose cooperation and support you’ll need in the future. Second, as a conservative he should understand humility and grace are not incompatible with “standing on principle”; the absence of these qualities doesn’t make him more principled or more effective. Third, for a guy who lacks manners (see his condescending questioning of Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) he comes across as whiny. They yelled at me! Boo hoo, senator.

I’d like to say one thing to Rubin, the Republican political hack:  you lay down with dogs, you get up with fleas.  He’s yours.  You built him, Dr. Frankenstein.

Ted Cruz wants to be Mr. Republican.  That’s fine with me.  He doesn’t care whose ox he gores, just so long he draws blood and gets credit for it.  That’s why he’s a Republican.

Thanks to Steve for the heads up.

And The Crazier She Gets …

April 30, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

You know how when Pinocchio told a lie, his nose grew?  Well, something akin to that is happening with Governor Jan Brewer.  The crazier she gets, the bigger her hair grows.

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I fear that one day soon she will become a large bleach blonde version of a hot air balloon and become Arizona’s entry into the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta.  Okay, I’m lying.  I do not fear that.  I look forward to it like a kid at Christmas.

Here’s her latest tumble into the world of having loco camped out in her eyeballs.

Arizona cities and counties that hold community gun buyback events will have to sell the surrendered weapons instead of destroying them under a bill Gov. Jan Brewer signed into law Monday.

She argued that destroying these guns wastes taxpayers dollars.  But, crime scene investigations are cheap?  Plus, the people who surrendered their guns wanted them destroyed to keep them out of the hands of children, bad guys and Arizona Governors.

Brewer also signed a law barring “cities, towns and counties from collecting or maintaining any identifying information about a person who owns or sells a firearm.”

I think the next one is requiring that all legally blind people must carry a firearm at all times.

Thanks to Sam and Julie for the heads up.

Whoa Nelly, Now He’s Speaking in Tongues

April 29, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Ted Cruz sometimes gets himself so wound up in the Holy Ghost Tea Party Fever that he starts making up words and having visions.  Sister Betty Sue of the Belles of Heaven Republican Women’s Club was at Freedoms Works and heard Ted speak.

He was talking about the gun vote in the senate and got himself fired up like a steam locomotive and there simply weren’t words to describe how he felt – well, there probably are, but they had to borrow them all to fill the George Bush Lieberry for the Grand Opening – so he just started making up words.

The Wall Street Journal attacked the group for letting President Obama blame Republicans for blocking gun control instead of moderate Democrats. Cruz said senators made a similar argument: “They said, ‘Listen, before you did this, the politics of it were great. The [Democrats] were the bad guys, the Republicans were the good guys. Now we all look like a bunch of squishes.’”

He replied, Cruz told the crowd, “’Well, there is an alternative. You could just not be a bunch of squishes.’”

I do not know what a squich is.  If you do, you’re lying.

The Urban Dictionary defines squish as —

That simply can’t be right.  Republicans want us to be romantic with them.  They want to do the wild thing with us, but not in the good way, ya know?

I think Ted is telling us in his crazy-dude lingo that he wants to be even more “romantic” with us, but not in the good way.  And that’s why I carry an 11 foot pole with me everywhere I go, because, Honey, I would not touch Ted Cruz with a 10 foot one.

Thanks to Maggie for the heads up.