The George Dubya Bush “Library” is set to open on the campus of Southern Methodist University on May 1st.
Everything in the library is named Freedom.
Other attractions will include a 14,000-square-foot permanent exhibit, a restaurant, classrooms, research rooms, offices, seminar rooms, an auditorium and a presidential suite.
There is also the Freedom Bathroom, the Freedom Bookshelf, the Freedom drinking fountain ….
The red brick-and-limestone building features signature architecture such as Freedom Hall, whose 67-foot tower has a lantern that glows at night.
Oh cool, betcha it’s neon.
I think there’s also The Tomb of the Unknown Jewish Florida Voter and a whole section devoted to Kathryn Harris’s lipstick.
No, I am not going to the opening. I don’t trust that sumbitch not to start a war with TCU.