Whadda I Tell Ya?

February 28, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

A while back when Momma wasn’t looking I quoted Phil Elliot of North Dallas Forty saying, “Freud says that guns are an extension of your dick, Jo Bob.”

Exactly.

Illinois state Rep. Jim Sacia (R) went on an epic tirade against Democratic legislators for forcing gun control on the entire state to deal with Chicago’s “run away gun problem” and said the state’s gun control laws are akin to asking him to get “castrated” because Chicagoans are having too many babies.

I guess he saw the movie, too.  But, obviously, the humor was lost on him.

I am of the belief that a man’s winkie should not need help to be semi-automatic with a fifty round clip.  It should be fully automatic all on its own.  And if he’s got more than four rounds, he needs to follow the advice of the Viagra commercial and seek medical attention.  That right there is all you need to know.

Thanks everybody for the heads up.

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8 Comments to “Whadda I Tell Ya?”


  1. You need a special file for these pearls, JJ.

    You keep me sane and laughing and I thank you for that.

    With regard to North Dallas Forty, I’m thinking I need to get it from the library and see it again. Nick Nolte at his best.

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  2. Castration of some of these idiots so they won’t procreate would be a “very good thing.”

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  3. Gurgles from the bottom of the gene pool

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  4. I think Rep. Jim Sacia probably has a history of going off half-cocked.

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  5. As a former journalist, I always try to help the local media by forwarding Representative Sacia’s video link to his home district newspaper in Freeport, Illinois. My comment to them:

    “You may find this video from the floor of the Illinois House quite entertaining.

    “I am taking the good representative’s side, since at his age, castration certainly is no longer necessary. He contributed to the gene pool and became a father years ago, so the damage has already been done.”

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  6. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Another moron talking about hammers? Where do these things come from — and what color is the sky where those people live anyhow?

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  7. Da Chipster,

    Cats are developing thumbs.
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=557744977579851&set=a.456449604376056.98921.367116489976035&type=1&theater

    Hope this comes through.
    Hippie in the Hollar.

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  8. Cats also are developing opinions and they don’t like Sacia’s much: http://www.roflcat.com/cat-middle-finger

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