Y’all, we have been electronically syndicated. Which, sadly for you, I have discovered is not nearly as kinky sexy as you would first suspect.
Crooks and Liars, a big ole blog, asked me to join their fun. So, I guess now I am indeed my worst enemy – a blogger. But not here. Here I am still Juanita Jean Herownself, proprietress of the World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
I’ve heard that about 85,000 people a day read Crooks and Liars. Boy howdy, they’re gonna watch those numbers drop like spit off a tall building now. But for today, counting all the major places I am seen and read, I am reaching 85,004 people.
You won’t notice any changes here. Well, except for Thelma’s big head. She wants to parlay this exciting news into a date to the VFW dance this weekend. She bought a new pair of hot pink leggings for it. You’d be surprised at how hard it is to find hot pink leggings in size 5X.
Thank you, Susie Madrak.