Want to make an impression she’ll never forget next Valentine’s Day? Shoot her in the butt.
According to an Oak Creek police report, a 24-year-old man called 911 about 5:45 p.m. Feb. 14 saying he just accidentally shot his girlfriend in the butt with a 9-millimeter handgun.
Dispatchers instructed him on how to tend to his girlfriend’s wounds as he waited for police and paramedics to arrive, according to the report. A police canine searched the couple’s residence, in the 500 block of E. Town Square Court, and determined it was safe for officers to enter.
And then have the police send in the dogs.
Oh baby, baby.
Or having really caring and loving friends …
Twenty three year old Krystal Caruso liked playing with her gun. She had a permit to carry and a license for the gun.
Coombs said her 16-year-old brother watched Caruso, a graduate of Royal Palm Beach High School, spin the gun in her hand and point it at her head. The loaded gun fired and killed her, Parker reported.
“I want to wake her up back from the dead just to punch her in the face and go, ‘Why were you being so stupid?'” Coombs said.
It must be spring. Love is all in the air.
Thanks to Carl for the heads up.