It’s Only Nasty If Bill Clinton Does It

February 20, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I said they could eat the children, not go sparkin’ with them.

So here’s Former Sen. Pete Domenici admitting that he was mattress thrashing with a woman not only half his age, but the daughter of a fellow politician.  And for thirty years they kept it a secret because (1) Domenici is an “honorable man,” and (2) they didn’t want to “insinuate pain and ugliness where joy and beauty have presided.”

Horse hockey.

(1)  Honorable married men do not honk their friends’ children.  (2)  Let’s go talk to Bill Clinton about pain and ugliness.

Domenici voted to impeach Clinton.  He is a total jerk and do not forget how he tried to get a US Attorney fired for not investigating a Democrat for some damn thing.

He had a son and he did not support that son.

Republicans are lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon wheel rut.

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12 Comments to “It’s Only Nasty If Bill Clinton Does It”

  1. Corinne Sabo says:

    I guess Rs can’t spell hypocrite, so they call it family values.

  2. Remember when they called themselves the Moral Majority?
    Must have been right around the time this child was conceived.

  3. Trying to get the image of “mattress thrashing” out of my head.

  4. Pete’s mother was an “illegal immigrant”. I guess that makes him an anchor baby. He is, however, apart from that fact, as pure as the driven mud. I’ve met Pete, and share Jan’s horror at the thought of him “mattress thrashing” with anyone, well, except perhaps bed bugs.

  5. Mary Hackett Graham says:

    So basically, Pistol Pete is in favor of privacy for the young thing he impregnates, but not for any woman that somebody else impregnates, do i have that right?

  6. “let’s go talk to Bill Clinton about pain and ugliness” …
    I think we could talk to Hillary as well, and pretty much beat Domenici’s moral little heart to smithereens

  7. Wyatt_Earl says:

    Hypocrisy should be painful.

  8. I have a hypothesis: Mr. Domenici told this story to try to convince people that he hasn’t always been so incredibly ugly. I don’t believe his story: he could never have looked good enough for any woman to snuggle with him. He’d better have DNA tests run on any children his wife bore: unless she’s blind.

  9. Reps are inbreeding now? Things can only get worse.

  10. And, as always, Charlie Pierce has the first, last, and best take:

  11. IOKIYAR That’s one of the first abbreviations I learned on the internet.

    It’s OK If You’re A Republican