Only the Republican Party could find a way to get perverted in Omaha.
It seems that the Republican Lt. Governor of Nebraska has a bit of a problem with his … uh, cornhusker. Lt. Gov Rick Sheehy was carrying on with four women at once prior to his wife filing for divorce.
An investigation by The World-Herald discovered that Sheehy made 2,300 late-night telephone calls to the women on his state-issued cellphone, many of them long conversations held in the wee hours of the night.
Many of Sheehy’s long conversations with the women were held late at night or in the early morning hours. Sometimes, he would call more than one woman a night, sometimes three different women.
And none of them knew about the others.
One woman he frequently called, Dr. Theresa Hatcher of Bellevue, told The Associated Press that she and Sheehy had maintained a long-term relationship after they met at a convention of emergency responders in Texas in 2008. As lieutenant governor, Sheehy leads the state’s emergency management efforts, and Hatcher is an emergency room doctor.
“I thought I was the only one,” she said. “Apparently, I was grossly mistaken.”
Look, I do not care about him sparkin’ around with four different women because 2,300 cell phone calls is gonna give him a brain tumor the size of Detroit. Unless, of course, he was using earphones so that both hands would be free to … uh, cornhusk. If that is the case, then the doctor girlfriend should implant his cell phone in his patootie so he can really butt dial.
Republicans: using their state issued cell phones to screw everybody on speed dial.
Thanks to Dirty Carl for the heads up.