Getting Perverted in Omaha, Nebraska

February 03, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Only the Republican Party could find a way to get perverted in Omaha.

It seems that the Republican Lt. Governor of Nebraska has a bit of a problem with his  … uh, cornhusker.  Lt. Gov Rick Sheehy was carrying on with four women at once prior to his wife filing for divorce.

An investigation by The World-Herald discovered that Sheehy made 2,300 late-night telephone calls to the women on his state-issued cellphone, many of them long conversations held in the wee hours of the night.

Many of Sheehy’s long conversations with the women were held late at night or in the early morning hours. Sometimes, he would call more than one woman a night, sometimes three different women.

And none of them knew about the others.

One woman he frequently called, Dr. Theresa Hatcher of Bellevue, told The Associated Press that she and Sheehy had maintained a long-term relationship after they met at a convention of emergency responders in Texas in 2008. As lieutenant governor, Sheehy leads the state’s emergency management efforts, and Hatcher is an emergency room doctor.

“I thought I was the only one,” she said. “Apparently, I was grossly mistaken.”

Look, I do not care about him sparkin’ around with four different women because  2,300 cell phone calls is gonna give him a brain tumor the size of Detroit.  Unless, of course, he was using earphones so that both hands would be free to … uh, cornhusk.  If that is the case, then the doctor girlfriend should implant his cell phone in his patootie so he can really butt dial.

Republicans:  using their state issued cell phones to screw everybody on speed dial.

Thanks to Dirty Carl for the heads up.

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20 Comments to “Getting Perverted in Omaha, Nebraska”


  1. Oh. My. Word! I heard about his resignation but not the details.

    I gotta’ tell ya’ JJ, I’m up pretty early these days and I giddily wait for a new article, knowing in my heart I will see one pop up soon, and boyo’ this one is a corker.

    Thanks for the smiles.

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  2. Juanita, you are the greatest! VJ

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  3. Phone sex is really not that perverted any more. Why, teenagers can do it!

    Phone sex using a company phone, though, is overwhelmingly STOOOOpid!

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  4. Lorraine in Spring says:

    1 wife, 4 women and 2300 phone whoopy calls? Dang, he’s quite the energetic multi-tasker.

    Dr Theresa Hatcher, who said she thought she was the only one, “last talked to Sheehy about two weeks ago. She added: “Politicians can lie. Doctors don’t lie.”

    Yea, I wonder if any of her patients want a doctor who cheats with a married man. But “doctors don’t lie”, right?

    These 2 deserve each other. Good Grief.

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  5. “I thought I was the only one,” Dr. Theresa Hatcher said. “Apparently, I was grossly mistaken.”
    Yes, it’s almost unimaginable that a man who was fooling around on his wife, would also fool around on his girlfriend, and his other girlfriend, and another girlfriend, and that one over there too. What’s the world coming to these days, is their no honor among cheaters anymore?

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  6. Cornhusking? Quite a mental picture that brings up.LOL

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  7. Sounds like he took lessons from Newtie. With that many girlfriends, it’s not surprising that at least one started talking.

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  8. 2,300 phone calls late at night? OMG, when did this guy sleep?

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  9. Marge Wood says:

    There’s phone calls and there’s phone calls. I’d stick with man, you need to get some sleep.

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  10. Corinne Sabo says:

    Taxpayer-paid phone?

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  11. Doctors don’t lie?? LOL!! Oh, boy – that’s a good one!! I could go into details about all the docs I knew, including my ex, who were very proficient at it, but it would take the rest of the day & most of the night. Y’all just have to take my word for it….

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  12. on a state issued phone? so he’s a sex addict, a serial something or other, and really stupid.
    thank you so much!

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  13. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Apparently, the Republican moral standard is that it’s ok to be unfaithful to women but it’s sinful to make personal calls on a company phone.

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  14. I grew up in Nebraska, which has a big population of Catholics. Sheehy graduated from a Catholic high school & relied on that Catholic voting block. Gov. Heineman’s ‘loud’ message that Sheehy can’t be trusted is code meant to cut off funding support nationally for his old Lt. Gov., who had already begun to raise funds for his gov. race. The state auditor is also Catholic & would have audited Sheehy’s expense accounts covering his hotel/hotel & restaurant expenses. Gov. Heineman & the GOP cut inquiries off at the pass for damage control purposes. We’ll see if the Omaha World Herald has the chutzpa to dig deeper!

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  15. The good news is that all those calls kept him from trying to do much governing.

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  16. Wonder how much money those 2,300 phone calls cost?

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  17. No extra costs for unlimited minutes.

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  18. Well, I was wrong on expense accounts, but the man was a road-warrior:

    GOP rumors & reports of sightings “prompted The World-Herald in December to request the lieutenant governor’s cellphone and office phone records over the past four years. The newspaper also requested email correspondence with Hatcher and Ehresman. Expense reports also were reviewed. No red flags were indicated in the expense, email or office phone records.”
    Omaha World Herald – http://bit.ly/WJKEP4

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  19. Sheehy conned Dr. Thatcher for a very long time. What’s the old saying about a woman scorned?

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  20. Yup. The family values party.

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