And They Don’t Call Them Gun NUTS for Nothin’

January 15, 2013 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Yes, just like the Bible.   You know, where “turn the other cheek” is the same thing as “reload!”  And “prayer” is the same thing as “semi-automatic.”

And then guess who forgot his boss got shot with a gun  — Edwin Meese.  Yeah, shot and almost killed surrounded by Secret Service.

And then there’s Ann Coulter. We don’t have a gun problem, we have a “demographics” problem.

Ann Coulter is insisting that guns don’t kill people, non-white people kill people.

The conservative columnist on Monday told Fox News host Sean Hannity that the country had a “demographic problem” because “white populations” in the U.S. and Belgium had the same low murder rate.

And don’t even get me started on the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory.   No, seriously, don’t.  I vomit easily.

Please, Sweet Jesus, let this be rock bottom.

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32 Comments to “And They Don’t Call Them Gun NUTS for Nothin’”


  1. We DO have a demographic problem…….it’s the demographic that watches FOX, votes Republican, belongs to the NRA, is racist….and probably goes to the Southern Evangelical Holy Bible Temple of the Risen Lunatic and Guntoter Chapel on Sundays before they head off to Chik-Filet for the dinner special: half off when you present your church bulletin, or your NOBAMA sticker.

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  2. m in El Paso says:

    Dear JJ — Thanks for keeping us informed about right-wing nuttiness in our beautiful USA. When I think of all that I missed before visiting “The World’s Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.” on a regular basis. Wow!

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  3. Marge Wood says:

    Sorry, my Bible doesn’t read like that. I doubt his does either.

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  4. My Bible doesn’t read like that either and, JJ, you just gotta know that with these nutjobs, rock bottom is actually on some polluted, smog enshrouded beach in China! There is no “true” rock bottom for these bottom-dwellers!!

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  5. Umptydump says:

    Meese’s comments were reported by Newsmax. Consider the source and disregard.

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  6. There is no rock bottom to the intersection of the proud embrace of ignorance with the vacuous banality of evil.

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  7. By “Bible” I assume he means Old Testament as translated by David Barton?

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  8. When’s the last time you heard the term GUN NUT? Pretty often these days, even if you exclude the top of this page. Now, when’s the last time you heard someone called a GUN GENIUS? You gotta call it like you see it JJ.

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  9. Sam in Kyle says:

    I’m sure Ann will claim all those “non-white” African-American descendents willingly immigrated for a better life.

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  10. Um, Ann? What is the ethnicity of the Columbine, Tucson, Aurora, and Sandy Hook killers? Oh, and Timothy McVeigh. He was sooooo black!

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  11. Aggieland liz says:

    Judi! Chick-fil-A is CLOSED ON SUNDAYS! Everything else was spot on, IMO!! LOL!

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  12. I wonder if the High Sheriff of Jackson Co. may have committed a Blasphemy, if swore to uphold the Law with his hand placed upon the Good Book ?
    Did he have his fingers crossed behind is back ?
    Lord have Mercy.

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  13. Am I mistaken or weren’t most (all?) of these serial killers with guns white guys?

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  14. Meese, is that the plural of mouse?

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  15. GOP = Guns Over People.

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  16. Sigh, 2 dead and 1 wounded at the Hazard community college just over from Sheriff Denny. http://www.wtvq.com/content/statenews/story/2-killed-1-injured-in-Ky-college-shooting/PUytmcqqAkWnI1FIDSLZZw.cspx

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  17. Will calling Ann Coulter a skank pass the Momma test?

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  18. Expect it to get worse and worse, darlin’. These idiots are so invested in their ugly guns that threatening to take them away will be looked at with exactly the same horror as threatening them with emasculation would be.

    We aint seen nothin’ yet. They haven’t begun to get as wacky as they will get. Nobody has suggested that x number of little kids represented drug addicts, thieves, and murderers when they grew up so it was good they got executed early. It’s on the way.

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  19. Evidently the sheriff believes in an 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not think clearly.

    But I doubt he opens his Bible…he just thumps it when he wants to sound important.

    Listening to these people is like standing under a toilet drain while someone flushes it.

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  20. For anyone who does want to know the depths to which people can sink, a grandfather who comforted terrified little kids who escaped the massacre in their school is being attacked online and threatened by brain donors who think he’s part of a government anti-gun hoax conspiracy to lie about the whole thing.

    Sometimes my jaw can still drop in disbelief.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/01/15/16529522-grandfather-who-comforted-sandy-hook-elementary-kids-says-truthers-are-targeting-him?lite

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  21. Unless this guy is five members of the Supreme Court he doesn’t get to declare things unconstitutional.

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  22. scottybeamer says:

    I swear these cretins get more stoooooopid, IGNERT, and totally insane by the hour. Their racist little minds get all out of whack with a man of color in the White House. There just is no other explanation for all that hate. Last time I noticed, all the serial killers have been lily white! Or did they just have a face implant? Hate does make one ugly………..just look at Coulter.

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  23. What part of “well regulated” do these people not understand?

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  24. All of this is nuts.

    But, rock bottom ……..IMO……. are the idiots who are harassing the grandfather guy who lived across the street from the school, who found some totally terrified kids in his driveway, the morning this all happened, and….. who told him their teacher had been shot, and they couldn’t go back to school……. so he tried to comfort them with some kind words and juice. Because he is a grandfather.

    And, for this act of humanity, this man and his wife are being subjected to the most vile kinds of idiocy, phone calls, e-mails, you name it…….. on this earth.

    They are called “truthers”. But, truth be told. They would not know the truth, if it jumped up and slapped them in the face.

    To me, it’s a shame they cannot compel all these people…. who think they need to own anything more than a hunting rifle, or a shotgun, or a target pistol……..to have to join the National Guard, or some such thing, and become part of a well-regulated militia…. either that, or give up the assault rifle. JMHO.

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  25. We should not call them “truthers” and accept their self-definition. They’re liars. Plain, simple, flat-out liars and should be called such. And on top of that, they’re mean, rude, disgusting racist SOBs.

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  26. Let us not forget that Meese is the character who stated, when mandatory drug testing was being suggested for safety sensitive positions, that even though some people will be fired wrongly and their lives ruined it will be alright because it won’t be that many. The guy is a real champion of justice, as he imagines it.

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  27. As Leonard Cohen once said, “there is no bottom to worse.”

    http://www.wfsb.com/story/20596544/conspiracy-theorists-target-good-samaritan-in-newtown

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  28. Sorry, I just noticed that the story above had been posted already.

    The additional information: the conspiracy theorists are targeting some of the *parents*.

    These people are irrational scum. How did there come to be so many of them?

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  29. WEll, to try to see the glass half full, I’m thinkin it’s awfully kind of all these nut jobs to make themselves known right out here in the open with video/photo documentation so that when we start checkin folks for mental illness we have all the proof we need to pull permits and confiscate said firearms.Cuttin off their noses to spite their faces…..
    I pray for them, I really do….

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  30. Yes, we have a right to free speech, but when does that slop over into sedition? I heard the question lately “what has gone wrong with America?” Simple answer is too many sellers of sedition such as Beck and Limbaugh and too many mullet heads like sheriff Kentucky and of course Gov. Oops.

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  31. Actually the 2nd Amendment is just like the Bible in that the radical right distorts, corrupts and misinterprets it in order to further their crazy agendas.

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  32. OMG will someone get these guys penile implants (sorry Momma) and be done with it.

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