First I need to tell you where San Angelo, Texas, is.
It’s no where. You can’t get there from anywhere. If you’re born there, you have to die there because there’s no “over yonder” in San Angelo.
But, there’s some real mean Baptists in San Angelo.
In Texas, where it’s legal to carry guns into any church without a specific no-firearms policy, Heights Baptist in remote San Angelo began offering concealed carry classes in June. The class was a response to security concerns among congregants.
“We’re about 150 miles from the border with Mexico and we’re very unsure about our insecure borders — about what’s coming into our cities,” Pastor James Miller told NRA News. “Personally, I feel more secure that should our worship time be interrupted by a life-threatening intrusion, that we would at least stand some kind of a chance in stopping either a mass killing or terrorizing experience.”
First off, San Angelo is not a city. It’s a hell hole. There’s a difference.
And why would some Mexican do a mass killing in the Baptist Church? It ain’t like Baptists are the meanest most hateful people on planet …. whoa wait, never mind. Wrong approach.
Okay, how about this? Why would you rob a Baptist Church? Hell, everybody in Texas knows the Baptists don’t have any money. The Episcopalians have money.
Next month’s big attraction at the Baptist Church will be: “Cannibalism: A short lesson in survival.”
Thanks to everybody who gave me the heads up.