No, Seriously, He’s Nuts, Y’all

November 24, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Now I know people from foreign states have quit listening to me about crazy Texas politicians, and have pretty much come to the conclusion that every politician in Texas is a pea short of a pod.  Hell, I have friends from other states signing a petition to MAKE Texas secede.

But, y’all, Ted Cruz, our newly elected Senator, is the rooster in the chicken crazy coop.  His wackiness stands out in Texas and that’s damn hard to do.  Honey, he wouldn’t be stable even if MIT mounted him on a tripod.

Glenn Beck, who is too crazy for even Fox News, came up with this whole United States Agenda 21 conspiracy.   Agenda 21 is one cell amoeba-talk for Let’s Test The Limits of Mental Health.

President Obama is using a mind control procedure known as the “Delphi Technique” to slowly condition Americans to submit to the control of the United Nations’ Agenda 21, which will, according to Searcy, force mass migrations of Americans out of the countryside and into the cities, while handing over control of our rural lands to an international, one-world government.

Somebody needs to tell this guy how to get to Sesame Street because he’s lost his brain.  I don’t know if it dripped out slowly or just exploded in a giant blast of insanity and OhMyGodWeHaveABlackPresident.

Ted Cruz is not only a leader of this movement, he’s a customer himself.  Ted believes that Agenda 21 is the brainchild of George Soros who wants to eliminate golf courses, paved roads, and grazing land.   Crap, not golf courses.  Anything but the golf courses.

And the Republicans put him in charge of outreach.  I suspect that’s because he has a butterfly net.

Thanks to Kathleen for the heads up.

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23 Comments to “No, Seriously, He’s Nuts, Y’all”


  1. Well! Isn’t it nice that the US of A no longer has any real problems for the Rethugs to tackle? I mean everything is going so swimmingly that they have to support cockamamey crackpot theories that arise fresh from Glenn Beck’s ass in order to justify their existence. Keep it up, Rethugs! 2016 will be here sooner than you think!

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  2. I have said it before, and I will say it again–you can NOT make this stuff up!!!!!! I just cannot fathom how the repub/conservative mind(?) operates. All I know is that pic of Cruz above reminds me of a Drag Queen who used to perform in Corpus Christi clubs many a disco night ago. And my apologies to said Drag Queen…

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  3. This sounds a lot like the plot of “Emperor Mollusk versus the Sinister Brain.” (A very funny book, by the way.) Except that Emperor Mollusk is not a Republican, so the book is actually more realistic.

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  4. What I don’t understand…… well maybe I do.

    He (Glenn Beck) moved his crazy to Texas….. did he not?

    So, if it comes from Texas….. whether it be Beck, Cruz, or Perry, or who-the-heck-ever……

    It has to be newsworthy………. right?????

    Because most of the rest of the United States is starving for news from the crazies????

    No wonder they are all hoping we “secede”.

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  5. Yes! This makes perfect historical sense! Whenever one country invades another country they try to occupy farmland and golf courses, what value do the cities have? I remember watching that one World War II movie with that one guy in it. He was a Sergeant or a Captain or something, and he rallied his troops to march all night so they could mount a surprise assault on the biggest golf course in Germany.

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  6. So how do we get him to trip, land in his own butterfly net and then chloroform hisself?

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  7. So they put this sheepdip in charge of outreach? Isn’t that what the Repugs do anyway with someone they themselves don’t want to touch with sugar tongs?

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  8. If Texas secedes, where will all of JJ’s people meet up? We’ll start us a commune of old smarts who know how to have a really good time. Oh hell, I live in Austin what do I have to worry about? Cruz and scum only show up here every 2 years.

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  9. Another Ellen in Texas says:

    I live in The D/FW metroplex and can get to Austin in just a few hours. Don’t close the gate!

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  10. West Texas Oldster says:

    Oh goody, another GOP candidate in the ring for POTUS in 2016.

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  11. Cindy D: Not to worry, the rest of us will not give up Austin!

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  12. Agenda 21? Thank God it’s adult rated. We don’t need minors reading this baloney.

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  13. Is this a sinister conspiracy to make some other Publicans (future presidential candidates, mercy help us) look sane by comparison, where by any normal standard they would be knee-walking gonzo?

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  14. When this guy gets his Senate committee assignments, I’m gonna start watching C-SPAN a lot more. He could be a lot of laughs. Think about it – who else could do more to boost the Democrat majority in the Senate in the 2014 elections?!

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  15. Adrian,
    I’m with you on this one – Pretty sure I saw Miss Cruz at the Copa in Houston, back in the day, in full “Face” and just as nutty then as she is now! when that closet get’s opened there will be a storm of taffeta and sequins big enough to cover all those golf courses he is so worried about.

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  16. Now, what’s wrong with this picture? Is golf not the preferred game of the wealthy? Does Donald Dope not own, design and build golf courses???? Does Boehner -and even President Obama not play golf?
    So what genius decided golf courses are going to disappear?
    Now he’s no beacon of bright, but even Rick Scott in FL tried to lease state land to Jack Nicholas to develop golf courses!
    They are bending the dumb needle to a whole ‘nother level!!

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  17. Oh, he’s not the only one…this is a bandwagon they are jumping on all over the country. Just Google Agenda 21 and you will find Cruz’s brethren all over the country. They have been invading planning meetings all over the country. One woman is making an occupation out of speaking about this conspiracy. They think your local and regional planners are tools plotting to take over the country and move everyone into ghettos served by public transportation. They have made the word sustainable a code word for evil invading the nation. It’s totally nutty, and not, I regret to say, just a Texas thang!

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  18. I really don’t want to promote this woman…but forewarned is forearmed. The calls herself “Democrats against…” but trust me it’s her definition and maybe the result of multiple personality disorder…she is the high priestess of anti-Agenda 21 groups, subtext, she had a wee land dispute with her local planning organization. No telling how far some folks will go over the edge when their own “agenda” is thwarted. (I smell a Koch brother in the background.)

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  19. Tom Harding says:

    I think the reason those kooks in Texas want to secede is because they want the right to own slaves again.It`s obvious they don`t like that black man in the White House.

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  20. Marge Wood says:

    I get more and more embarrassed. Perry would make a great truck driver but I’m not sure what Cruz would be good at. Telling fairy stories to children maybe?

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  21. Marge Wood says:

    My husband is a retired city planner. He can tell you how hard it is to line folks up and say you haFta do this. More than once he came home from meetings, pulling his hair. Guys, developers, would come in and present their stuff and then the city planners would say what would work and why they should do it this way etc. The developers would say yeh, yeh. NOW can we get our variance? It makes you wonder. If you can’t make folks listen to experts who in the world will get them to actually use their brains?

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  22. I don’t know what Ted Cruz could possibly be good at, but I sure know that I don’t want him around any children. Children don’t deserve that.

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