The Fat Lady Is Finished Singing

November 20, 2012 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Allen West is finally doing it.

After two weeks of neither crapping or getting off the pot, Allen West conceded today that he got spanked like a little boy in the election.

And in an award contending¬† snarky concession speech, West drooled …

In his concession statement, West offered congratulations to Murphy, saying “I pray he will serve his constituents with honor and integrity, and put the interests of our nation before his own.”

I dunno, but I think he just called his opponent a pig one last time.

Maybe not the last, though, because we here at the beauty salon are taking bet on the date he will start his new show on Fox:¬† “Fair and Balance Ravings of a Commie Hunting Lunatic.”

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18 Comments to “The Fat Lady Is Finished Singing”


  1. Well that’s TWO government jobs he’s been fired from now. His military career and congresscritter.

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  2. Wyatt_Earl says:

    I think you just insulted fat ladies.

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  3. Allen West needs to seek professional help. But I’m not worried about his future ability to pay for a therapist. I see a very lucrative job on Fox News coming his way. Hey–how can Fox be considered racist if they have a black man denigrating the black President everyday of the year? (Choke, cough, heave!)

    Wingnut welfare at its craziest.

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  4. What a classless little dipcrap he is…fired twice from his last two jobs…I want to hear how he explains that at his next job interview.

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  5. David Gholson says:

    He does not have to explain —he is fairly black and according to Faux News—well balanced. A professional might beg to differ on at least one of these attributes. Can you say “Oreo”?

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  6. Seems a lot of these asshats really cannot believe the election “fix” was not in their favor. Shucky darn….

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  7. I have to believe the only reason he decided to admit he lost is because Faux news gave him a call. Can we make a pact that no one quotes him on anything anymore? Even if its really funny?

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  8. Allen West is totally devoid of class or integrity.

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  9. Sam in Kyle says:

    and put the interests of our nation before his own…..which is something I seldom didn

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  10. He’s a blacker, angrier Glenn Beck.

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  11. “and put the interests of our nation before his own”
    Oh you mean like you did. Idiot!

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  12. What a totally despicable human being.

    Now he has to find a “real” job.

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  13. Nanciejane says:

    He’s fine. He has a fat military retirement with medical benefits. Which is a terrible shame.

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  14. I think this calls for a victory dance.
    Butt wiggle to the right, butt waggle to the left, step kick, step kick, shimmy, shimmy, high kick and fist pump.

    I really can’t stand this guy. Now if Kentucky would ditch Mitch I’d break out the feather boas.

    Lindy aka the hippie in the hollar.

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  15. I think this calls for a victory dance.
    Butt wiggle to the right, butt waggle to the left, step kick, step kick, shimmy, shimmy, high kick and fist pump.

    I really can’t stand this guy. Now if Kentucky would ditch Mitch I’d break out the feather boas.

    Lindy aka the hippie in the hollar.

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  16. publius bolonius says:

    Thankfully, one-term Congresscritters get NO pension. That’s why he was fighting so hard. Follow the money, always.

    What I find most disturbing is just how well a psychopath like West can appear somewhat normal (maybe its the suit) in his official photos. Quit the chameleon.

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  17. “Clothes make the man”….to a lot of people. Isn’t that why we tell our kids to “dress nice, now” when they’re going for interviews? (Of course, if you’re like me and live in jeans and T-shirts, your kid–at least by puberty–is going to do the eye-roll thing, but at least you don’t get accused of wearing last year’s fashion.)

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  18. HAH! He had to leave before he was eligible for a pension??
    Guess whomever said ‘God is pissed, and she isn’t gonna take it anymore’, was correct!!!

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