Okay, so there’s this bald old white guy named Robert E Murray, who is a coal baron. He’s the guy who made his employees stand behind Mitt Romney for a speech and then didn’t pay them for their time.
Murray is also not real careful about what he puts in our air and our water.
And we know he loves Jesus because he said a prayer before firing people – you know, right before Little Baby Jesus’ birthday party. Because now, right now this minute, money is just falling our of his pockets since Obama got re-elected in a darn landslide.
I’m gonna have to put the whole prayer here so if you hear laughter from the sky, you’ll know where it came from.
The American people have made their choice. They have decided that America must change its course, away from the principals of our Founders. And, away from the idea of individual freedom and individual responsibility. Away from capitalism, economic responsibility, and personal acceptance.
We are a Country in favor of redistribution, national weakness and reduced standard of living and lower and lower levels of personal freedom.
My regret, Lord, is that our young people, including those in my own family, never will know what America was like or might have been. They will pay the price in their reduced standard of living and, most especially, reduced freedom.
The takers outvoted the producers. In response to this, I have turned to my Bible and in II Peter, Chapter 1, verses 4-9 it says, “To faith we are to add goodness; to goodness, knowledge; to knowledge, self control; to self control, perseverance; to perseverance, godliness; to godliness, kindness; to brotherly kindness, love.”
Lord, please forgive me and anyone with me in Murray Energy Corp. for the decisions that we are now forced to make to preserve the very existence of any of the enterprises that you have helped us build. We ask for your guidance in this drastic time with the drastic decisions that will be made to have any hope of our survival as an American business enterprise.
Dude, that there is some hard down dirty gall. You probably get a prize for that much gall.
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.