Poor Ole Karl Rove.
Poor little varmint laying all squashed in the middle of the road to paradise.
It took him 36 hours, but he finally came up with an explanation of why he lost this election.
Barack Obama was trying to suppress the vote. Oh yeah, that’s the ticket.
GOP strategist Karl Rove went on Fox News today to argue that President Barack Obama “succeeded by suppressing the vote” — an argument that directly contradicts the conventional wisdom that Romney failed to appeal to non-white and female voters.
Oh yeah, Democrats were the ones fighting for voter ID and shortened early voting periods. Wait. That’s not right, right?
Okay. Let’s try another Rovian approach. Rove also said ….
Obama “suppressed the vote” by demonizing former Gov. Mitt Romney and encouraging people not to vote.
Demonizing? Did that little turd blossom say demonizing? Okay, I understand that reality is only a collective hunch, but did somebody have a chainsaw at the back of his head to make him say something that completely out of touch with reality?
In any other universe, the man who invented demonizing and voter suppression and then went on teevee and said something that totally insane would be dropped buck nakkid into an NRA convention with “Gun Control Now!” tattooed on his large butt in capital letters.
Thanks to TexasTrailerParkTrash for the heads up.