Not to be outdone by the nakkid Catholic priest with a laptop, the Baptists cued up their best shot in the Hypocrite Olympics.
Jack Schaap, a pastor at First Baptist Church of Hammond, Ind., who admitted to having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old member of the church, was fired on Wednesday, according to CBS Chicago, citing officials from the church.
At a meeting with congregants Wednesday night, church officials revealed that Schaap, 54, was being investigated for misconduct with a 17-year-old girl.
Except, she’s not 17, she’s 16. Now, this ain’t your regular little ole corner neighborhood church, my friends.
This is Super Mega Baptist Church with with Sunday morning services broadcast on the electric teevee set all across America. I’m coming real close to saying that this is exactly what happens when you don’t talk about sex too much.
There’s a cherry on top of this Sundae – Jack Schaap is an accomplished writer of Christian books, including some tasty titles like, Dating with a Purpose: Common Sense Dating Principles for Couples, Parents, and Youth Workers, Opening the Door to the Unclean Spirits, and Marriage: The Divine Intimacy.
His website is scrubbed clean.
Maybe he and the priest can share a cell at the pokey. Yes, I said pokey.
Thanks to Stephen for the heads up.