Some of you folks from foreign states might have heard of one of our new Republican Texas congressmen who was swept in in 2010 even though he thinks he’s just adorable in ducky pajamas posing with underage girls.
His name is Blake Farenthold and he’s a jerk from top to bottom and around the middle. Warning: for the trip around the middle you’ll need to pack a lunch.
He accidentally got elected out of the South Texas area but won’t be serving another term because the Jerk Crown doesn’t match his jammies. He’s going to get creamed and he knows it.
So now starts the whining.
There’s a book coming out about how the new Republican freshmen in the House are Tea Party monsters created by the GOP. For the most part, they are dumber than dog dump and filled to the brim with self-importance.
During the debt-ceiling fight, some freshmen were ready to push the government into default. Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Tex.), a first-time politician who was a surprise winner of a South Texas district, wrote Boehner to express his fear that the debt ceiling was “very possibly a hostage that we’re unwilling to shoot.”
If that’s an America First attitude, then I’m the Princess of Omaha, Nebraska.
And the whining?
When he [pajama boy] agreed to support the plan, he screamed at McCarthy’s whip team and at Cantor, telling them: “You guys are killing me. You guys have got to give us some bones to throw to the tea party.”
Bones? You mean like you’d throw to rabid dogs?
Nice goin’, Farenthold.
Thanks to Eve for the heads-up.