Archive for July, 2011

Coincidence?

July 31, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I will admit that I did not think of this until Bob asked me –

Born in Kenya and Secret Muslim

Doesn’t Rick’s revival money raiser thing over at the football field coincide pretty much with Ramadan? I haven’t looked up the particulars but thought you might know.

Ramadan starts on August 1st.

So, yeah, there’s a pretty good chance that Rick perry was born in Kenya and is a secret Muslim.


The Really Important Things Happening in This Country

July 31, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I know you’re all stuck in front of your teevee, watching the teabaggers do their best to destroy this country while President Barack Obama seems to be giving up any opportunity to ever govern like a Democrat.

You’ll be happy to know that the really important stuff in this country is being taken care of.

Phew!  I’ll sleep better tonight knowing that writ twits can keep this country moving.

Bullcorn

July 31, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

The teabaggers keep saying that they were sent to DeeCee to cut taxes.

That is wrong.

They were sent to get this economy moving.  Period.

They were not sent to cause this country to drive into a ditch.

One more thing?  Why the hell is Jim Crammer still considered an expert?

Saturday Night

July 30, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Okay, Folks, I have been in Austin all day Friday and Saturday with Bubba attending meetings with the State Democratic Party.  Now, I am parked in front of MSNBC at 8:45 on a Saturday night.

Have I told y’all lately that I believe that the Republicans hate Barack Obama more than they love America?

Every time I see The Tangerine Man, a shiver goes up my spine.

This is an open comment section.  Have at it when you drop by.

Well, This Explains a Lot

July 30, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

I was pitching a fit last night about something Michele Bachmann said.  I can’t remember what I was upset with her about because it changes almost hourly.

Anyway, a friend asked, “What the heck do you expect from a state where the state bird is the common loon?”

I looked it up.

That does indeed explain a lot.  Verdelia says she’s going to make a point of reminding everybody around about the bird thing when Michele is speaking.

“How you gonna do that, Verdelia?” Juanita asked because Verdelia is 84 years old and doesn’t have much hollering capacity left in her lungs.

“Honey,” Verdelia smiled, “there’s an international symbol for the the bird.”

Indeed there is.

Friday Fun

July 29, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized

Work and Momma safe, but you need to remove liquid beverages and sharp objects from your immediate vicinity.

Personally, I think it’s caused by the gays tinkling in our water supply when we’re not looking.

Thanks to Elizabeth for the heads-up.