I Would Trust Her Completely in Handcuffs

June 29, 2011 By: Juanita Jean Category: Uncategorized


Michelle Bachmann.  Oh dear.

Juanita immediately mutes the teevee set when Michelle Bachmann comes on because the sound of a cat hung up by its tail outside a window trying to stick to the panes of glass with its paws is more than she’s willing to hear on her stressful days.

So, it wasn’t until it hit the newspapers that Juanita learned that Michelle has been fibbing about that whole Evil Money From The Federal Government thingamabob.

One of the things a candidate should learn is not to lie when Michael Isikoff is around.  What he doesn’t have in dumb he makes up for in relentlessness.  It seems that he’s found that Michelle’s hubby is knee deep in federal money.

While Rep. Michele Bachmann has forcefully denounced the Medicaid program for swelling the “welfare rolls,” the mental health clinic run by her husband has been collecting annual Medicaid payments totaling over $137,000 for the treatment of patients since 2005, according to new figures obtained by NBC News.

“You know what worries me even more than that?” Juanita asks.  “That the dude runs a mental health clinic and he lets his wife roam the streets.”

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15 Comments to “I Would Trust Her Completely in Handcuffs”

  1. Edith Ann says:

    Michelle “I LOVE John Wayne” Bachmann’s husband helps gays go straight…

    Her interview the other day on GMA with George was great–she never ‘answered’ one of the questions.

    She’ll fizzle and burn out. Folks are on to her, like they were with Sarah Palin, and beside the Rich Old White Men aren’t planning to have a woman taking their place.

  2. shortpeople says:

    Know what else would solve the unemployment problem? A return to indentured servitude (or slavery…. um…. er..l. employment at will). Ask Wal-Mart women how that’s working out for them.

  3. BarbinDC says:

    I just heard on the radio (so take that with a grain of salt) that her husband has a phony on-line degree that is NOT a doctorate in psychology. But, he is collecting federal $$$ for this “therapies.” Oh, please, can we get rid of this awful woman before her voice drives me absolutely batty?

  4. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Mickey Bee said that as president she would offer a federal constitutional amendment to list marriage as solely between a man and a woman. I guess members of the House of Representatives can’t propose amendments on their own, they have to wait around for the current President to “offer” one. Sheesh!

  5. Olden Gray says:

    This woman is a serial liar. It’s probably OK for her husband to collect the federal funds because he runs a clinic that offers “Christian Solutions”.

  6. David Arm says:

    The cobbler’s kids run barefoot. He ought to be embarrassed.

  7. toggler99 says:

    She would certainly benefit if she could ditch the minimum wage. She would then be able to let the starving minions bid for jobs. LET THEM EAT CAKE!

  8. Conan O’Brien has a great video which I believe was on the Huffington post early this morning or I suppose you could google it, it’s a new Channel on cable, The Michele Bachmann History Channel with her take on History (it is being run in place of the Sarah Palin History Channel)
    Sure shows she went to the right schools for her education. Tell me she didn’t home school thoses kids, please!

  9. Here’s the lowdown on Mr. Michele Bachmann that appeared on The Daily Beast.


    Did anyone catch the clip of Michele and her busband dancing at an event? It was shown on MSNBC yesterday, and it looked like they couldn’t decide whether they were doing the Bunny Hop or some sort of jitterbug for very old people.

  10. shortpeople says:

    She home schooled her personal progeny (as if the gene pool wasn’t cruel enough to them) but to get her chunk of change from the state for her foster kids, she had to send them to public school where the kid’s experience with secular humanism launched her activist career.

  11. Don A in Pennsyltucky says:

    Q. What’s the difference between an actor and a serial child-molester/murder?
    A. A middle name.
    Q. Who wouldn’t know that?
    A. When she got to Waterloo to deliver her first official campaign speech, Bachmann said that actor John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. The Duke was born in Winterset, Iowa, and was raised in California. It was John Wayne Gacy, the serial killer, who was from Waterloo.

  12. Kellybee says:

    “Mickey Bee”? BWAHAHAHA!

  13. Corinne Sabo says:

    My cats & dog leave the room if I don’t hit MUTE quickly enough when she comes on TV.

  14. Sandy Havens says:

    OMG, it has finally really happened! The inmates are actually in charge of the asylum. Stop the world; I want to get off!

  15. EClaire says:

    Feudalism is a political system with no minimum wage. So is slavery.