When I told you guys about the late night kook talk radio and Dan Patrick and the TSA being part of the New World Order and everything, you thought I was just making that stuff up.
Sure ’nuff, the kook radio crowd and their leader Alex Jones showed up at the Texas State Capitol, promptly got lost, claimed we were siding with King George III, most of our representatives are closet homosexuals, and then they marched around warning that 9-11 was an inside job. Well, maybe so, but I don’t think Texas had much to do with it. We’re usually drunk, fixing to get drunk or barbequing, so we really don’t have time for that stuff. Plus, most of us didn’t even know King George III, unless you’re talking about the King George Somethingorother who was the drunk wrestler.
Anyway, Senator Dan Patrick, who appears to be these folks’ hero, says he doesn’t know Alex Jones, the radio talk show host who organized the Go Get Lost At The Texas Capitol And Then Holler Some event.
When asked about the demonstration, Sen. Dan Patrick said that he was pleased that Texans had turned out to protest the failure of his anti-pat down legislation, but said that Jones was in no way affiliated with him.
“I don’t know who Alex Jones is… No idea,” Patrick said.
So, Dan, who was the guy claiming to be you, sounding exactly like you, on the Alex Jones radio show talking crazy stuff? Sounds to me like Alex Jones is your Kemosabe, Tonto.
When you lay down with dogs, Dan, you get up with fleas. Start scratching, Buddy.
“I don’t know who Alex Jones is… No idea,” Patrick said. Is that gonna be your Senate slogan?